Jadecavy Animations

Here is today's joke(s).

a man is drinking at a bar looking depressed. A small irish man walks up to him "whats the long face for?" the man turns and looks down and says "its humilating i have a gorgeous wife and i cant satisfy her because i have a tiny cock" the liitle man scratches his chin "i'll tell you what i'll fix it for you if you follow me to the toilets" the man bemused asks "how can you fix it?" the small man looks up " look closer at me can you not tell im a leopricorn?" the man smiles "good god you are" the man follows him in to the toilets and the leopricorn says "now drop your trousers" the man complies but is alarmed when the leopricorn walks round to his back side and starts humping him " what the hell are you doing?" "you want it fixed i have to put me madjic wand inside you" the man grits his teeth and gets through it, he looks down and says "nothings happened" the leopricorn " of course not it early days, meet me here tommorrow for another session" the man goes home and decides that a few bummings is worth the extra length. The leopricorn rodgers him for two weeks but still the man can see no differance. "listen leopricorn, that wand isnt working!" " the leopricorn looks at him and says "how old are you?" " im thirty two, why?" the leopricorn says "and you still beleive in madjic wands and fuckin leopricorns"

Welcome to Jadecavy Animations. Everything here is 100% by me for people like you. Content includes Pivot,  Lunar Magic Levels, Tutorials and more. Most videos will be youtube, but some may be other types. If you would like to visit my Youtube channel, click on the link on the left of the page. I also have stick packs avaliable on the pivot page, so don't forget to look there.

If you have any questions or comments, don't forget to post them in the guest book (http://pub44.bravenet.com/guestbook/3771348674), or e-mail them to me. I will answer all questions to the best of my abilities, and if you have any pivot sticks you would like me to put on the site, feel free to e-mail them to me, and if they are good enough, I will put them on the site.

I would also love to get e-mailed videos to put on the site, no matter how good they are. If you do send me Sticks or videos I will put your names below or above them showing that you made them, not me. From time to time, I amy e-mail you to get your permission to add some of your new videos to the site, or I may even ask you if I can put some of yours on the site if I like yours and you do not yet have any on the site. Thanks- Jadecavy

UPDATES

November 29, 2007 - Due to some real world issues (including a change of exam dates) all contests, videos and other things will be pushed back 2 weeks. This means that some christmas contests and videos will not be completed by christmas, but will be completed. Also, the upcoming adjustments will be pushed back 3 weeks. Thanks for your cooperation!

November 28, 2007 - Chat box added!

November 22, 2007 - I finally completed the site! After a whole week of silent creations, and constant talk about the site with my good friend GanondorfKitten, it's finally up and running. With this being the first site I plan on constantly updating, this is going to be quite the challenge, although I really enjoyed designing the site. I hope to have more animations up in the near future, and with a snow day today, and a day off tomorrow, as well as the weekend coming up, it looks like I'm going to get my wish, so keep checking in regularly over the course of the next few days, I plan to make some major adjustments!

NEWS

December 20, 2007 - French Version of the Adventures of Sam and Styx Episode one to be released

December 14, 2007 - English Version of The Adventures of Sam and Styx Episode one to be released

December 06, 2007 - The Land of the Pigs 2:  Max to the Rescue to be Completed

November 22, 2007 - Site goes up for the first time. Thank you to GanondorfKitten for the advice, as well as my parents for the... Shelter? Food? I guess both.

November 21, 2007 - The Adventures of Sam and Styx First Previewed (Avaliable in both french and english)

Sometime in January 2007 - The land of the Pigs 1: The Jade Temple was Released

 

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